I learned something today, you should never have a sixpack of soda on top of an oven that’s been used recently. If you do happen to do that you will have the joy of seeing all the cans bulge and explode spraying soda all over your kitchen. It was funny and sticky especially when one blew up in my sisters face. Her eyes are now permanently stuck together with pepsi syrup.
I’m tripping like jesus in the desert when he fasted.