Ladies and gentlemen welcome to dunken ramblings part deux.


A handy tip for anyone wanting to take part in a really good solo drinking binge should follow these rules:


1.  Drink a lot


2. Do this solo


3. That means by yourself you fucking douche


4. I found it handy today to either passout or to take a nap somewhere in the middle of the day.


5. Upon awakening or regaining conciousness refer yourself to step one again.


I have been listening to a brazilian punk group called Deadfish that I found on one of the torrent sites I frequent.  They are surprisingly quite good, I haven’t the slightest fucking idea what the hell they are saying but they say it very well.  James Brown kicks an amzing amount of ass and if you don’t think so I will feel no bit of remorse as I walk slowly away from your bloodied corpse.  Sorry that was harsh and random as fuck.


Crotch

“Anything that is lost can be found again except time misspent” Samuel Jackson from some movie

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