Further evidence that I may swear too much:
My little niece, naked baby, just woke up screaming in the other room. I went to see what the problem was and I found her standing up in the middle of the bed screaming, tears running down her face, at her mother to get her a Slurpee. My sister was trying to get her to go back to bed and calm her down and my niece kept screaming for a slurpee. After a few minutes of refusing to get her a Slurpee my niece screamed out in her most adorable voice “I want a godamn Slurpee mommy” I except the blame and will try harder not to swear around the house.
CrotchThose kids are going to messed up. I hope my kids don’t end up like that.