Ladies and Gentlemen we are proud to bring you the triumphant return of the inimitable, the entrancing, the innovational, the one, the only CROTCH BUDDY. He has been away for a couple of weeks exploring rocky tundras that we meer mortals couldn’t hope to fathom. He has brought back gifts of imagery and madness that he will disseminate in the near future. I hope you all look forward to him and his special brand of sloppy goodness. Be prepared.