The button-fly jean is not really good for public restroom use. There’s just too much work involved to get the job done. You have to undo your belt, button everything down, if you wear underwear you have to pull that down, and then you can go. At home that’s all fine to do but out at a bar that’s just too much business to handle. Note to self: Only traditional zip up jeans when drinking, all other forms of clothing are too much hassle. Well, if I could commit to a kilt that would be good. That brings with it a whole host of other issues though.