I’m done bitches.  I just got home from taking my English 126 final and now have a few weeks of utter and complete freedom on my hands.  Well except for work, which is sadly a necessary evil in this capitalistic world we so lovingly perpetuate.  Fuck it, I don’t have much of a high-horse to sit on because I sold him so that I could buy an animatronic monkey head.  Now you may say “an animatronic monkey head?  Where can I get me one of them beauties?”  To which I reply “Fuck you I found one and I leave it to you to find your own, you sad, sad bastards.”  A bit harsh I know but an animatronic monkey head will make you act like this.

Crotch