Inspired by a recent hijacker and their divulging of their age in days, I set out to see just how many days old I was. I went to the ever helpful Google.com and asked it a question.
I have never asked Google a question before.
Normally I just type in what I feel would be the most effective keywords, and I go from there. I may need to change my strategy because it seems that sometimes a question is much more useful. If anybody remembers going to AskJeeves.com, asking him something, and then getting tired of his perverted search results, try asking Google, Google isn’t a pushy smut peddler.
What Google came back with was just-what-the-doctor-ordered. I found a website that not only tells you how many days old you are but also figures out the next big milestone.
Here are my results:
I am 9096 days old
I will be 10000 days old on September 2nd, 2009.
If you want to figure out your own days then go here
I will be having a big party for my Ten-thousandth day, so don’t make plans, and if you have made plans already, cancel them. If you have made plans already, maybe think about slowing down a little and live more in the present, you freak!
Scott Free realizes the hypocrisy of his haranguing